Hi Frnds,
It's been a really long time since i've posted something, i had so many thoughts in my my mind however i was'nt concentrated enough to shape them and thanx for the comments on the last post, i am pleased that our feelings are mutual enough to be valued.
Well, what i am going to write today is something more emotional and painful, it's a hell which i go through whenever i am at home.I am feeling extermely emotional and thankfully nobody is looking at me right now or else i'll start crying right away. I have divided my pain in 7 parts:
1st part, 7 pm, Colors:
Title: MAAT PITA KE CHARNO MEIN SWARG:
A modern version of RAMAYANA, the eldest brother name shubh, just like lord RAMA, always ready to fight for what is right, his younger brother, i don't remember his screen name but he is not like BHARAT or LAKSHMAN, He can do anything and everything to get the "KHAANDAANI ZAAYDAAD", he can even slap his mother for that, he tried doing it once but i guess makers of this soap were afraid of the possible protest from the guards of "indian culture", so he just raised his hand and kept staring his mother for full "two episodes".Yaar imaan se bata raha hu, dimaag ka dahi ho jaati hai. This as****le name shubh is such a fu***ng idiot that he never misses a chance to get fu***d by his enemies (who have been identified by the whole world, except him).The worst part is their though process as their thoughts are too loud that i can't even attent a phone call in my living room while they are thinking. Every single positive character always look for a chance to get fu***d and to give sacrifices(which nobody has asked for), full on drama, so many item songs, endless family fuctions and countless heart attacks are the main ingredients of this "daily" soap. If your doctor has told you at 7 PM that you are are going to die at 7:30 PM, start watching this show at 7, at quote me on this one " you would surely commit suicide by 7:20 PM ".
2nd part, 7:30 pm, Ndtv Imagine:
Title: JYOTI:
Story of three sisters (don't get excited,they all are as good as rather as bad as shit), where the eldest is JYOTI, kalyug avtaar of sati savitri, in her family there are 7 members (don't get scared by the number 7, 1st part has been concluded). In early episodes, she was the only earning member of the family as her father is handicapped and siblings were studying, one by one all three sisters got married in a unique way as the 2nd sister got pregnant with the child of the BF of her elder sister(JYOTI JI) and that's what motivated jyoti to look for a new beau, after that the yongest sister got into a relationship with Jyoti's brother in-law(devar) and got married with him. The way "charlies angels" fu***d the negative characters in the movie, in the same way these three sisters are fu***ng my evenings all week.The Most interesting character of this show is jyoti's mom, it's another challenge if you find out whether her character is positive or negative even if are brave (rather insane) enough to watch it for a complete month.
It's been a really long time since i've posted something, i had so many thoughts in my my mind however i was'nt concentrated enough to shape them and thanx for the comments on the last post, i am pleased that our feelings are mutual enough to be valued.
Well, what i am going to write today is something more emotional and painful, it's a hell which i go through whenever i am at home.I am feeling extermely emotional and thankfully nobody is looking at me right now or else i'll start crying right away. I have divided my pain in 7 parts:
1st part, 7 pm, Colors:
Title: MAAT PITA KE CHARNO MEIN SWARG:
A modern version of RAMAYANA, the eldest brother name shubh, just like lord RAMA, always ready to fight for what is right, his younger brother, i don't remember his screen name but he is not like BHARAT or LAKSHMAN, He can do anything and everything to get the "KHAANDAANI ZAAYDAAD", he can even slap his mother for that, he tried doing it once but i guess makers of this soap were afraid of the possible protest from the guards of "indian culture", so he just raised his hand and kept staring his mother for full "two episodes".Yaar imaan se bata raha hu, dimaag ka dahi ho jaati hai. This as****le name shubh is such a fu***ng idiot that he never misses a chance to get fu***d by his enemies (who have been identified by the whole world, except him).The worst part is their though process as their thoughts are too loud that i can't even attent a phone call in my living room while they are thinking. Every single positive character always look for a chance to get fu***d and to give sacrifices(which nobody has asked for), full on drama, so many item songs, endless family fuctions and countless heart attacks are the main ingredients of this "daily" soap. If your doctor has told you at 7 PM that you are are going to die at 7:30 PM, start watching this show at 7, at quote me on this one " you would surely commit suicide by 7:20 PM ".
2nd part, 7:30 pm, Ndtv Imagine:
Title: JYOTI:
Story of three sisters (don't get excited,they all are as good as rather as bad as shit), where the eldest is JYOTI, kalyug avtaar of sati savitri, in her family there are 7 members (don't get scared by the number 7, 1st part has been concluded). In early episodes, she was the only earning member of the family as her father is handicapped and siblings were studying, one by one all three sisters got married in a unique way as the 2nd sister got pregnant with the child of the BF of her elder sister(JYOTI JI) and that's what motivated jyoti to look for a new beau, after that the yongest sister got into a relationship with Jyoti's brother in-law(devar) and got married with him. The way "charlies angels" fu***d the negative characters in the movie, in the same way these three sisters are fu***ng my evenings all week.The Most interesting character of this show is jyoti's mom, it's another challenge if you find out whether her character is positive or negative even if are brave (rather insane) enough to watch it for a complete month.
My suggestion rather request to the makers of this soap is to give disclamer in the beginning of each episode, just the way we get to see it in any reality and stunt shows consisting Mr. Akshay Kumar.
3rd part, 8:00 pm, Ndtv Imagine:
Title: RAHUL KA SWAYAMVAR:
"jab jag kalyug mein koi vyakti tv dekhkar khush hone ki koshish karega, tab-tab kisi na kisi na kisi channel par ek bhayankar hansi prakat hogi jis ki goooooonj sunkar, ek bhala changa insaan bhi apne tv ke saath-saath apna sir phod lega, aur duniya is shakti ko "RAHUL MAHAAJAN" ke naam se jaanegi."
A second hand looser, who has already fu***d one life is ready to re-do what he is best at, first he did this at his bedroom and now he is doing the same in our living rooms.Living lavishly at any fu****ng fort in Rajasthan and shamelessly pretending to be a "cassanova". His first appearance on the TV was the funeral of his father and now he is the biggest reason behind the funerals of so many "wonderful evenings". Idiotic acts, not so romantic tasks, endless bitching and stinking dates are what this show is made of.
Few of hot chics (only reason worth a risk of watching it) trying to woo this bastard and an overweight anchor whose statements make everything except sense, are there for you from 8-9 PM, if you are trying to visit a mental hostipal, don't spend any money on that, you've got a free shock treatment at your place. Couple of working ladies and loads of students in their early 20s are dying to get married to our own " Rahul Johnny Depp Mahaajan", one of them was not even 20, she was a 19 yr old ,1st year student. Sometimes girls are cooking for him, Sometimes dating with him and everytime fighting for him and this motherfu***r is teaching them the lessons of faith , loyality and commitment. In one of the episodes he even showed anger on the ex BF of a contestant who used to beat her. Peharps he has forgotten that even her ex wife showed same evidence in the gurgaon court for which he had replied that it's just the "honeymoon bruise".
He Even went one step ahead of "Ms. Teliwood" Rakhi saawant and declaired that he won't get engaged but will surely get married on 06th of March.
Don't worry Mr. As****le, it will be neither be a national holiday nor another valentine day.
4th part, 9:00 PM, Colors:
3rd part, 8:00 pm, Ndtv Imagine:
Title: RAHUL KA SWAYAMVAR:
"jab jag kalyug mein koi vyakti tv dekhkar khush hone ki koshish karega, tab-tab kisi na kisi na kisi channel par ek bhayankar hansi prakat hogi jis ki goooooonj sunkar, ek bhala changa insaan bhi apne tv ke saath-saath apna sir phod lega, aur duniya is shakti ko "RAHUL MAHAAJAN" ke naam se jaanegi."
A second hand looser, who has already fu***d one life is ready to re-do what he is best at, first he did this at his bedroom and now he is doing the same in our living rooms.Living lavishly at any fu****ng fort in Rajasthan and shamelessly pretending to be a "cassanova". His first appearance on the TV was the funeral of his father and now he is the biggest reason behind the funerals of so many "wonderful evenings". Idiotic acts, not so romantic tasks, endless bitching and stinking dates are what this show is made of.
Few of hot chics (only reason worth a risk of watching it) trying to woo this bastard and an overweight anchor whose statements make everything except sense, are there for you from 8-9 PM, if you are trying to visit a mental hostipal, don't spend any money on that, you've got a free shock treatment at your place. Couple of working ladies and loads of students in their early 20s are dying to get married to our own " Rahul Johnny Depp Mahaajan", one of them was not even 20, she was a 19 yr old ,1st year student. Sometimes girls are cooking for him, Sometimes dating with him and everytime fighting for him and this motherfu***r is teaching them the lessons of faith , loyality and commitment. In one of the episodes he even showed anger on the ex BF of a contestant who used to beat her. Peharps he has forgotten that even her ex wife showed same evidence in the gurgaon court for which he had replied that it's just the "honeymoon bruise".
He Even went one step ahead of "Ms. Teliwood" Rakhi saawant and declaired that he won't get engaged but will surely get married on 06th of March.
Don't worry Mr. As****le, it will be neither be a national holiday nor another valentine day.
4th part, 9:00 PM, Colors:
Title: YE PYAAR NA HOGA KAM:
Based in Lucknow (the only reason, i started watching the show), two orthodox families, One is a BRAHMIN family and the other is a KAAYASTH family and close neighbours (and as good as indo-pak). The Brahmin boy likes the kaayasth chic and trying to patao her in a constant wedding ceremony happening in their houses and it's not a wedding of any member of either families, the grandma of the boy keeps cursing the neighbours and the gal's dad is so fu***g cool that even if has already been insulted twice, you would find him ready for the 3rd strike. all of them are just damn phaaltoo that you would never see youngsters going to college and elders going to work, instead of that they are always sitting either for breakfast, lunch or dinner. It's so much like Rajshri Movies as there is always some kind of celebration is going on and as if was not enough that another bengali family poked their nose in between and the bengali gal, who is getting married to another brahmin boy in a different family which has nothing to do with this brahmin family ( i've tried to uncomplicate this complicated connection), is so despate that her parents get insulted every now and then ( or everytime they breathe) but still she does'nt say anything to anybody and even her fiance does'nt do anything except echoing my living room with his loud thoughts.However that chic is cool and sings well ( well bole to uske sur kuyein mein gire lagte hain). Hey prabhu bacha lo mujhe ab.......
5th part, 9:30 PM, Colors:
Title: LAAGI TUJHSE LAGAN:
A story about a poor gal and her family consist of all possible clawns in the universe. A bewada father, who can do anything for his evening cocktail and himself is a really talended person as he is quite famous in his suburb for the liquor he makes. A younger brother, who is always hungry and whenever he looks at anything which can be eaten by any living species, goes mad and whenever anybody lookes at his sister some strange voice starts coming from his wide open nostrils and a**( i observed it because he just can't sit in such moments and goes restless). Last but never the least her mother, who gives such expressions that few times i could not have my dinner she keeps scolding her husband for being alconolic and her son for being everhungry.The major part of her role is that she pastes black color on her daughter's face just because she is so fu***ng pretty that everybody who looks at her goes crazy, few days back there was a cop who was trying to f**k her and to save her,there arrived another mafia but he had a good heart and that's only becasue it's been over a month since he has entered in the show but he is yet to see the pretty avataar of the lady.
and she is looking for guy who come in singing ...."it's no matter if you're black or white".
6th part, 10:00 PM, Colors:
Title: UTTARAN:
Jis Din ye show samaapt hoga, main apni colony mein laddoo aur doston mein daaru baatoonga.
The most fu***ng show ever aired on television, story of two gals ( earlier friend but now enemy). Ichchha and Tapasya (i just can't forget these names they are not a bit less than a nightmare for me). Story started when both of them were kids, ichcha's mother works as a maid in tapasya's house and tapasya's dad loves ichchha more than her own daughter coz he is responsilble for death of ichchha's father. tapasya's dad takes a "kasam" from ichchha that she and her mother would never leave this house and because of that fu****ng kasam, it'a been more than a year since i've taken any meals watching FTV. Earlier Tapasya played with ichchha when her (tapasya) BF fell in love with ichcha then being a vamp it was easy for her to convince ichchha not mary her love. Finally, bechara ladka, without any fault got married with tapasya and just to add, tapasya is just following the instructions of her granny, but still granny's intentions have not been shown.Now ichchha's hubby(bechara) was trying to get her love back when his elder brother poked his nose and now he is in love with ichchha.
Once Ichchha was shot by Tapasya, however it was not difficult to guess that after undergoing the heart inlargement (gals are you reading, that's also a king of surgery you should think of), Ichchha's heart was big enough to forgive Tappu (Tapasya). since she has forgiven her dear friend , again my room is filled with rather fu***d up with echoing thoughts.
7th part, 10:30 PM, Colors:
Title: NA AANA IS DES LADO:
Amma Ji, main character of the show, is a godmother and more powerful than any bloody MP, MLA or DM and the dimension of the characters keep on changing like anything. Her son, dogded a gal (siya) just to take revenge as that gal was keep on figering amma ji. they got married and then Mr. Son shown his true colour, the complete series is full of pathetic hariyanvi and rajasthani dialogues and the best part is the way amma ji walks, sometimes bent and sometimes as straight as NH-8.Poor gal (siya), after going through hell lot of grief is again in love with her hubby and has forgotten what this dude did with her dad, like he made him sit on an ass (arey donkey!) and pasting mud on his face etc.The background score plays a major role here as even when i am in washroom, i can find out who's there on the screen..
My intention behind this post was not to entertain as some of my readers might find it boring, however i just want you all to go through the pain for atleast 5 minutes and i know it was unbearable for you but think about poor me, who goes through it every now and then coz they repeat the telecast atleast twice or thrice a day. I wish i could get week offs on weekend when non of these fu****ng shows would screw my happiness.
And there is one more suggestion:
If you are married, please don't subscribe for Colors, Imagine, Star Plus, Zee TV and sony, because if your wife is dumb, then you'll end up you life with a dumber person and if your wife is smart, then she'll be smarter enough to f**k you in and out..
Happy Reading...
5th part, 9:30 PM, Colors:
Title: LAAGI TUJHSE LAGAN:
A story about a poor gal and her family consist of all possible clawns in the universe. A bewada father, who can do anything for his evening cocktail and himself is a really talended person as he is quite famous in his suburb for the liquor he makes. A younger brother, who is always hungry and whenever he looks at anything which can be eaten by any living species, goes mad and whenever anybody lookes at his sister some strange voice starts coming from his wide open nostrils and a**( i observed it because he just can't sit in such moments and goes restless). Last but never the least her mother, who gives such expressions that few times i could not have my dinner she keeps scolding her husband for being alconolic and her son for being everhungry.The major part of her role is that she pastes black color on her daughter's face just because she is so fu***ng pretty that everybody who looks at her goes crazy, few days back there was a cop who was trying to f**k her and to save her,there arrived another mafia but he had a good heart and that's only becasue it's been over a month since he has entered in the show but he is yet to see the pretty avataar of the lady.
and she is looking for guy who come in singing ...."it's no matter if you're black or white".
6th part, 10:00 PM, Colors:
Title: UTTARAN:
Jis Din ye show samaapt hoga, main apni colony mein laddoo aur doston mein daaru baatoonga.
The most fu***ng show ever aired on television, story of two gals ( earlier friend but now enemy). Ichchha and Tapasya (i just can't forget these names they are not a bit less than a nightmare for me). Story started when both of them were kids, ichcha's mother works as a maid in tapasya's house and tapasya's dad loves ichchha more than her own daughter coz he is responsilble for death of ichchha's father. tapasya's dad takes a "kasam" from ichchha that she and her mother would never leave this house and because of that fu****ng kasam, it'a been more than a year since i've taken any meals watching FTV. Earlier Tapasya played with ichchha when her (tapasya) BF fell in love with ichcha then being a vamp it was easy for her to convince ichchha not mary her love. Finally, bechara ladka, without any fault got married with tapasya and just to add, tapasya is just following the instructions of her granny, but still granny's intentions have not been shown.Now ichchha's hubby(bechara) was trying to get her love back when his elder brother poked his nose and now he is in love with ichchha.
Once Ichchha was shot by Tapasya, however it was not difficult to guess that after undergoing the heart inlargement (gals are you reading, that's also a king of surgery you should think of), Ichchha's heart was big enough to forgive Tappu (Tapasya). since she has forgiven her dear friend , again my room is filled with rather fu***d up with echoing thoughts.
7th part, 10:30 PM, Colors:
Title: NA AANA IS DES LADO:
Amma Ji, main character of the show, is a godmother and more powerful than any bloody MP, MLA or DM and the dimension of the characters keep on changing like anything. Her son, dogded a gal (siya) just to take revenge as that gal was keep on figering amma ji. they got married and then Mr. Son shown his true colour, the complete series is full of pathetic hariyanvi and rajasthani dialogues and the best part is the way amma ji walks, sometimes bent and sometimes as straight as NH-8.Poor gal (siya), after going through hell lot of grief is again in love with her hubby and has forgotten what this dude did with her dad, like he made him sit on an ass (arey donkey!) and pasting mud on his face etc.The background score plays a major role here as even when i am in washroom, i can find out who's there on the screen..
My intention behind this post was not to entertain as some of my readers might find it boring, however i just want you all to go through the pain for atleast 5 minutes and i know it was unbearable for you but think about poor me, who goes through it every now and then coz they repeat the telecast atleast twice or thrice a day. I wish i could get week offs on weekend when non of these fu****ng shows would screw my happiness.
And there is one more suggestion:
If you are married, please don't subscribe for Colors, Imagine, Star Plus, Zee TV and sony, because if your wife is dumb, then you'll end up you life with a dumber person and if your wife is smart, then she'll be smarter enough to f**k you in and out..
Happy Reading...
Hey Anuj,
ReplyDeleteYou have stolen the topic of my next post but kucch nahi yaaar, Doston ke liye to Jaan bhi haazir hai. Khair teri kya, Jo bhi banda apni family ke saath rehta hai whether he is working somewhere or not, Saala har koi iss cheez se pareshaan hai. Tune toh apni bhadaas nikaal di, mein kahaan nikaalu. Soch raha hu iYogi ke apne ab tak ke experience par hi agli post pe frustration nikalu.
Well, its Ok, we are indians, Its inbuilt in us to tackle the situation like this. Lets stand up and do the favour for our country and start:
Jana gana mana adhināyaka jaya he
Bhārata bhāgya vidhātā
Punjāba Sindhu Gujarāṭa Marāṭhā
Drāviḍa Utkala Banga
Vindhya Himāchala Yamunā Gangā
Ucchala jaladhi taranga
Tava śubha nāme jāge
Tava śubha āśish mānge
Gāhe tava jaya gāthā
Jana gaṇa mangala dāyaka jaya he
Bhārata bhāgya vidhāta
Jaya he jaya he jaya he
Jaya jaya jaya jaya he!
Now, relax and lets find a new topic to express our frustration.
Really, This TV SUCKS a lot !!!!!
Yaar i really don think that TV sucks..but ya some serials really sucks(Rahul Mahajan Ka SWAYAMVAR)!!!!and Himanshu u also used to watch these serials and used to tell me the story!!!My question is y u watch it if u hate it so much??This question is for both of u(himanshu and anuj)...anuj besides watching it y donchya u spend your time in reading or in smthng more interesting or buy another TV for urself???but i personally think 'Na aana iss desh lado' is a very gud serial though i don get time to regularly watch it but i would love to watch it every day or atleast get updated with the story....and Anuj you have to bear this torture everyday and i really feel pity for you!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhy you left "balika vadhu"?
ReplyDeleteAlso would like to know your feedback on "Emotional Attayachar"...plz.
I am also being tortured the serial like "Char Dham Ki yaatra" and all the boring women have taken our on TV. Our mothers and sisters watch them and get ideas against the sins commited by them. Which is in the end tested on us.
ReplyDeletethe most hilarious line of this post that
ReplyDeleteI found (from uttaran)
because of that fu****ng kasam, it'a been more than a year since i've taken any meals watching FTV
it talks a lot about ur frustataion , I am afraid if it continues, ur children will call u bapu