Half an Hour at a temple...

Hi frnds,

Saturday, 6th of feb, it was my week off (the day for which i wait 5 days

everyweek, poor me!), but i don't usually do any unusual things on my week offs.

Most of the times i do nothing but sleeping.

So was just talking about that particular day, i went to "sai mandir" at lodhi

road at about 05:00PM with my wife, and most of the times we go to any mandir on

week offs, having said that i would also like to add that i go to a temple not

because i am very spiritual person but because my wife is and i have faith on

everything which she has faith on (i mean it doston, hasna mat).


However, fortunately or Unfortunetly, it was the AARTI time when we reached there.
believe me i just don't enjoy the aarti coz i hate watching people screaming

there lungs out singing aarti and checking out their SMSes or a chick nearby. I

just don't check the SMSes , however never miss on checking out the chicks. So

that's what all of the people including me and excluding my wife were doing.(as

long as my optimism works).That's when i saw a man holding a very young boy in his

lap, i guess he was about an year old (as far as my observation works).Reason why

i thought it worth writing because after a really long time i saw this young bloke

who did not cry after watching me (such a big achievemnt for me).Then i decided to

think, what this kid would be thinking about that environment around and about me,

So i kept staring him for half an hour, so here is what he might have thought....



"""Oh my god, what place! why this idiot took me here, who everybody says is my dad.

How happy was i, everthing was wet,as i was peeing in my pant and a hot chick, who

they say is a "baby sitter" was cleaning my butts and di**.How much i was

enjoying chewing those toys with my teeth in the making. God curse this lady, who

they say is my mom,always after that idiot guy with some random and insane demands

like coming to this place.they threw me in the car with a teddy and with loads and

loads of clothes on me, but why don't these as****ls understand that it's 20

degree outside and that's pretty hot, this bloody dude (dad) drove so rashly that

at times i had my heart in my mouth, but this lady (mom) had no time to look at me

as she was busy pasting some shit on her face and since i have come here, it's too

much of noise and this thin guy just can't hold me properly, sometimes he is

putting me on a rod (horizontal) and sometimes shouting like a donkey without even

realizing that it's my ear is near his fu****g mouth.This mammoth loudspeaker is

creating a noise which i heard once i was in a zoo when an elephant lost his calm,

that time i enjoyed it but now it's driving me crazy.


Along with these bitter experience, i also had couple of funny moments while coming

here.As when this dude(dad) was playing smart and was trying to jump a red signal

but poor guy got caught red handed by an uncle and he was'nt even wearing a seat

belt, so he ended up paying 500 bucks to that man in white shirt and blue pant and

when he came back inside the car, there could be a silence, however i could not

stop myself and laughed alot, he just turned his head, looked at me and said "baap

ki fat rahi hai aur tu khush ho raha hai" and that was not it, as soon as he

parked the car and we came out of the car, a group of people who i am not sure

whether ther were men or women coz they were dressing up like a women but were

sounding like men got around us and started clapping and blessing me, the dude

and the lady were looking for an escape, but could not get one and these people

started asking for money from this dude, at which i started crying coz it was my

first experience with these kinda people. I could hear that they were saying "500

se kam nahi loongi, itna pyaara LALLA hai"and i felt really proud and started

clapping with them and they doubled the price and started asking for 1000 bucks.

When they increased the amount,the dude looked at me like he was about to kill me,

so i stopped laughing immediatly. Finally he took 500 Rs. after a hell lot of

negotiation and got rid of those strange people.


When we were entering in the temple, the lady spoke for the first time after that

red light wala incident "aaj ka to din hi bekaar hai".they both were quite serious

when the AARTI started however after few moments, they also started yelling

loudly..and this jackass with the specs (me), i don't know why he is looking at me

and smiling, he did not turned around when everybody did and he is'nt even

clapping and making faces, is he deaf or what???? why people come here, we have

got "bhagwaan ji's" idol at our place and also we have music player and the AARTI

books. Does'nt got accept the prayer of the people who don't come here or are we

not sure of are own faith in god, so that we keep visiting these places to keep a

check on our own loyalty for the almighty..Oh god if my "so called" parents were

coming to see you, then why did that "red signal" and that incident in the

parking happened?? You've got your "prasaad", but i know i'll have to sacrifice my

chocolate because of that..you are not good, the old lady(grandma) at home is far

better than you... i won't come to see you again....KATTI..."""



To doston..that's how I spent my half an hour there in the "sai mandir" with all

these vage thoughts in my mind..and perhaps that young bloke had some positive

wibes for me, coz i was neither caught on the red signal, nor by any group of

eunuchs....



see you all next time.....