Spicy Dalit Burger......

Hi Friends,

The recipe is simple and entirely home grown. Only thing different here is the absence of bread. Take some drama as one leaf and another a mix bag of pseudo sympathy and crocodile tears. Put a generous layer of vote bank instead of of butter and of course as the name suggests. You need a  DALIT  in between. Put it into a grill for sometime and have it hot with some tomato and chili sauce. Yummy....is'nt it??? At least few BSP and Congress leaders would agree to it, As far as their humanitarian taste in concerned.

Who are these dalits and how on earth they become an integral ingredient of indian politics rather cuisine. If you want to continue with it...To answer the first question, They are a special category of entities whom Mahatma gandhi fondly termed as Harijans some seven or eight decades back. Well thanks to this information provided to us in our fifth std. civics book. But only this info does not justify them being so important in contemporary politics. Mahatma Gandhi  might have fondly termed many items or group of people with different names, But this certainly does not matter. Another example :- Mahatma Gandhi seriously equated honesty with leaders and leadership. But honesty is far fetched from out leaders these days. Why our so called leaders are so much interested for a particular synonym coined by Gandhiji??


There is no definite answer to this but close to a million possibilities. Majority of these Dalits are not educated enough to decide the good, Bad and ugly for themselves. Some say this ignorance of the three items actually is a medium of exploitation for them by the crooks in every walk of life. Let it be the guy providing them some income through the Hard work or their Chief Minister, Whom these guys believe is the last person caring for them. To keep this exploitation to be exploited, All the crooks who are benefiting, make sure that the last thing reaching these Dalits is the "education".

These half starved, Fully illiterate dalits never come into any one's activity radar until their is an election. So mathematically speaking and if the political situation allows, Then these guys are remembered by our Sarkar, Mantriji, All his Chamchas once in every five year. OK, I exaggerated. In an average, Not better than once in every three years or odd days like the birth and death anniversary of Ambedkar or off late with the grace of Mayawati on birth and death anniversary of Kansiram also. The same guys who promise to gift the Chanda mama to them along with making their respective villages no less than New york or Chicago, before election were never seen approaching them till the next election.



Even on these couple of days a year also none seems too interested in them beyond a tokenism. In the name of dalits and their icons like Ambedkar or self proclaimed icons like Mayawati or “The Mayawati”, The politicians get busy with the nude display of their power and ego. You don't need any better example than what happened few days back in Ambedkar Nagar to authenticate my claims.

(Ambedkar Nagar is a really small town in U.P. Which was earlier known as Akbarpur, However due to Dalitaization of so many cities in U.P., It became Ambedkar Nagar. Unfortunately, My father is a government officer in this city and is there for last 12 years and directly or indirectly every now and then he pays for being a non dalit and that's how I get to know all the real stuffs about the city beyond what prints on paper or gets aired on TV.)

Rahul Gandhi with his new found sudden love towards the dalits decided to honor Ambedkar on his birth anniversary along with flagging off something called Chetna Yatra on the occasion of 125 years of Congress. Quite few things rolled into one. Mayawati, Who is not very fond of Rahul Gandhi or this never heard of Yatra coupled with the fear of loosing few dalits to this new found lover of them and her belief that all dalits are her personal property, decided to show a big thumb to the congress general secretary. What followed is chaos of highest degree with Rahul Gandhi denied to do the garlanding of the statue, At least not before Mayawati does so.Was the respect to Ambedkar was on the agenda or who first shows the respect to him was? I guess the later.

Shouldn't it be termed as crocodile tears. In the name of showing respect these two human beings fought hard for their self respect. Ambedkar could wait for sometime. Time lines were drawn and the Gandhi camp was directed to wait with their set of plans till Mayawati gets over with hers. Good for Ambedkar that he would get a phase wise honour on his birthday. Ambedkar can't ask for a better birthday than this. Could he?




By the way has either of the camps ordered for a cake and few candles? And yes don't forget to get that knife to cut the damn cake in front of all those dalits, where one of their icons thankfully getting honored phase wise.




Long Live Indian Politics.....


Cheers.....