Aur Shaadi Ho Gayi.....

Hi Friends,


Starting to write after 26 days. Longest break taken in last six months. Just to inform you all that I was more than busy in helping my wife in shopping which was okay but also in few more things like suggesting a gift and matching the colors of her various dresses as well which is not at all okay.


My friend's wedding was the reason behind all this chaos. But it was not a chaos from the beginning, But my wife's preparation for this wedding converted this pleasant occasion into a nightmare, As even in my dreams, I was selecting dresses and matching accessories for my wife and my dreams were so real that all my suggestions were getting rejected again and again and still I was forced to come up with a new and ready-to-get-rejected suggestion.

And finally, On the early morning of 24th of May'09, Another friend of mine became a “martyr”.




When he was getting ready for his wedding and was wearing a quite expensive “Sherwaani”, my last words in his ears were “I know it's too late, but my friend, Is it really important for you to get married?? think again if you can!!!!!”. He replied, “Ab to ho rahi hai yaar”.

God bless the soul of another bachelor .......


I can't forget those days when we boozed together, went for movies together and had loads of fun. But now, These are the memories with which I will cherish and spend rest of my life.


After I got married, He was the only one who used to bring the wave of bachelorhood with him in my house. But now whenever he will come, Rather if he gets to come, Their will be two intelligent ladies talking and two dumb a** listening.

Scene will be almost like this..

(click on the picture above if you want to know the depth of the torture)

No points for guessing that who is husband and who is wife...


And that's not it because as he has already committed the “SIN”, So there is nothing much can be done about it. However once he'll meet me next time, I'll surely give him a bit of gyan about what a women wants in her man and how can a man survive a married life accordingly.




I got married when I was 21 and I know about the married life of so many people who in their 30s or 40s. So here is the wish list of the women..

What a women wants in her man, Original List (at age 22)


1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates the finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

Revised List (at age 32)

1. Nice looking - preferably with hair on his head
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner at restaurant
4. Listens more than he talks
5. Laughs at her jokes at appropriate times
6. Can carry in all the groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week



Re-revised List (at age 42)


1. Not too ugly - bald head OK
2. Doesn't drive off until she is in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner at McDonalds on occasion
4. Nods head at appropriate times when she is talking
5. Usually remembers the punchlines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Usually wears shirt that covers stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat lid down
10. Seeks romance maximum once a week




Jokes apart but my friend's wedding was the happiest thing happened to all of us as He waited for this moment too long, She waited for this moment for too long......”Aur Shaadi Ho Gayi”.


May god bless them with a happy, Healthy and immortal married life with loads of love and unlimited fun...

Cheers....